Friday, July 27, 2007

Sterilization before recreation

If you can't control your children, do not have them.

If you don't know what to do with your children, do not have them. Or have them and sell them. Or give them up for adoption. Don't keep them and treat them like accessories.

Children are not like handbags or shoes. Nor bangle bracelets. Having a lot of them doesn't really do much for your outfit. Nor does baby spew.

Take the pill. Get the implant. Get the snip. Shoplift some Trojans. Use the rhythm method. Quit having them if you're not prepared for them. Or too stupid to look after it properly. It's not like you stuff it back in and ask for a refund.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm a big proponent of the "baby license". All babies conceived without one will be aborted. All babies born without one will be given up for adoption. You get a license by having someone co-sign for it financially whether it be the father, the woman's parents, etc. The woman alone cannot be her own co-signer! You must bring your transcripts, paystubs, medical history, proof of citizenship, and police records to the office of birth before receiving pre-natal care or registering for a slot in public schools. No certificate? No schools.
This will put an end to the stupid and unemployable breeding like rats.

Anonymous said...

and don't forget mental record saying yes you are mature enough to have a howler monkey

Anonymous said...

I love this new blog of yours and agree whole-heartedly.
If you can't control them (or afford them), don't have kids and impose your poor choices on the rest of us.

MartiniCocoa said...

unfortunately the people who should be sterilized
never doubt their right to abuse us with their children.